tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-185529592011-08-15T20:40:24.027-04:00missioncriticalDirectornoreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1134864804115601092005-12-17T19:11:00.000-05:002005-12-17T19:13:24.130-05:00American Right Suffering from Multiple Personality DisorderMission Critical field agents have detected an emerging case of Multiple Personality Disorder emerging in the American Right. Though it seems like ages ago, so-called Conservatives, even Limbaugh, used to believe in smaller government that didn't invade the privacy of citizen's lives, and fiscal responsibility in the form of balanced budgets and steep reductions in pork. Speaking of Limbaugh, Directornoreply@blogger.com72tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1134452405619334102005-12-13T00:36:00.000-05:002005-12-13T00:40:05.633-05:00Judge rules against Limbaugh, but News Max won't let that reality standIn case anyone doubted the Republican's ability to distort reality beyond all recognition, this should end their confusion. The judge in the Limbaugh illegal "Doctor Shopping" case ruled as follows:
"Prosecutors can subpoena Rush Limbaugh's doctors as part of an investigation into whether the conservative radio commentator illegally bought painkillers, a judge ruled Monday.
"Judge David F. CrowDirectornoreply@blogger.com80tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1134257443797806252005-12-10T18:29:00.000-05:002005-12-10T18:30:43.816-05:00War Against Fake War on Christmas: "Christians" Taking Up Druid IdolMission Critical agents have become deeply concerned this year. It isn't so much that America's Taliban-like Christian Jihad for Jesus Movement has been waging a war against a fake war on Christmas, but that the "Christians" have removed Christ from Christmas, and instead, have picked up the Druid religion's worshipping of trees.
Report:
Mission Critical agents, clever though they may be, Directornoreply@blogger.com75tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1134084935643863082005-12-08T18:33:00.000-05:002005-12-08T18:35:35.656-05:00Non-Existent War on Christmas Rages on: American Taliban Sucking the Joy Right Out of the Marrow of ChristmasIt must be nearing Christmas in the United States: FOX "Not Really" News, Bill O'Windbag, Sean Insanity, American Fascist Association, and about a million other "Christian" groups and bobble-headed propagandists are busy sucking the joy right out of the marrow of Christmas.
Report:
Mission Critical field agents have studied the facts surrounding the so-called "War on Christmas" and have come to Directornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1132776233938132222005-11-23T14:58:00.000-05:002005-11-23T15:03:53.953-05:00Report: Republican Extremist Group Pro-Life Action League to Picket 'American Girl' in Chicago Over Thanksgiving HolidayThe Pro-Life Action League, yet, another Republican extremist organization -- no doubt they support Bush's Iraq War, and it's resultant total slaughter of between 27,000 (Iraqi and US combined) and 100,000 human beings -- is planning a picket on "American Girl" in Chicago over the Thanksgiving Holiday.
Report:
Pro-Life Action League's extremist and fringe character can perhaps, best be summed Directornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1132597971599679002005-11-21T13:31:00.000-05:002005-11-21T13:36:16.440-05:00American Family Association Targets, Target: They'll Use Bush's Failed Economy to Their AdvantageThe American Family Association (AFA), a highly radical Republican pseudo-Christian group is continuing it's call for it's extremist version of "Christians" to boycott Target Department Stores.
Analysis:
AFA chairman Donald E. Wildmon, a.k.a., WildMAN, intends to use the Bush-Republican economic policy induced anemic Holiday shopping sales to further his fascist "Christian" group's agenda. Directornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1132343495543251352005-11-18T14:50:00.000-05:002005-11-18T14:57:57.266-05:00Report: Extremist Republican Legal Group to Bring Hillary Clinton vs Flowers SuitStill after Clinton, but so-called Conservative "judicial" organization won't take a moment's time to investigate the Bush administration's mountain of lies.
Report:
"Judicial Watch," an extremist Republican group that bills itself as, "the public interest group that fights government corruption," is at it again. On November 16, 2005, the Republican attack dog lawyer group announced its Directornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1132264837731105762005-11-17T16:56:00.000-05:002005-11-17T18:32:08.310-05:00Report: Radical Christian Group, American Family Association Decides Some Universities Hostile Toward "Christian Values"AFA doing what they do best: Perpetuating the Christian persecution myth
Report:
The extremist group American Family Association (AFA), headed by Donald E. Wildmon -- perhaps better said 'Wildman' -- reports, "The editor of a new college guide is warning parents against sending their children to what he calls some of the scariest university campuses in America -- schools across the country Directornoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1132079084064988322005-11-15T13:22:00.000-05:002005-11-15T13:24:44.083-05:00Analysis: Republican "Personal Responsibility" and Re-Writing HistoryAnalysis:
Bush is showing desperation in his attempts at covering the fact he lied the nation to war in Iraq. In his usual Rovian manner, George W. Bush, Forty-Third President of the United States, rather than confronting his behavior, policies, and yes, lies, has instead taken to assaulting his critics and the non-believers. The Republican Party bills itself, as being for "personal Directornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1131928969502562102005-11-13T19:41:00.000-05:002005-11-13T19:42:49.510-05:00Report: Republican Propagandist Bill O'Reilly Gives al Qaeda His Blessing to Attack San FranciscoBill "When I Think About You, I Touch Myself" O'Reilly once again, made a hard right turn out of Realityville, and into the typical Republican delusional State of Extremism.
Report:
Bill O'Reilly, FOX "News" anchor and synonymously Republican Propagandist, on Tuesday last, while babbling the usual incoherent Right-Wing psycho-babble on his radio program; lost touch with what little dignity he Directornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1131687421395956182005-11-11T00:35:00.000-05:002005-11-11T00:40:21.186-05:00Analysis: Bush Doesn't Torture, but He'd Like the Option Just In CaseGeorge W. Bush and his faithful sidekick – or puppet master – Dick Cheney are busy pretending they don’t torture people. They just want to have the option should the need to torture arise.
Analysis:
Bush and Cheney have been torturing people since 911. For them and their faithful Republican followers – Pat Robertson and his ilk especially – it is okay that Bush tortures, because the Directornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1131513260291065402005-11-09T00:11:00.000-05:002005-11-09T00:14:20.300-05:00Analysis: Neo-Con Kristol Still Believes Bush Just Needs to Lie MoreSubject:
William Kristol of the neo-conservative movement and Weekly Standard Magazine fame, was recently on FOX News Channel. His purpose apparently, was to continue helping Karl Rove, George Bush, Dick Cheney and the Republican Party spin fairy-dust into reality, as was the case relating to the pre-Iraq War intelligence. According to Kristol, the American economy is doing just great, and theDirectornoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1131307170666031102005-11-06T14:57:00.000-05:002005-11-06T14:59:30.666-05:00Analysis: For Republican Propagandist Oliver North, Iraq Becoming a Quagmire Has Nothing to Do With Bush - It's the Left's FaultFacts Relating to Iraq:
George W. Bush initiated the Iraq War
George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condi Rice, and Karl Rove "fixed" the Iraq pre-war intelligence around their Iraq policy (Downing Street Memo etc.)
When Bush's Generals tried to warn him that projected force strength would not allow, for the proper policing of Iraq following combat operations, the Generals were relieved ofDirectornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1131306805320648582005-11-06T14:52:00.000-05:002005-11-06T14:53:25.320-05:00Analysis: Bush Actually Accomplishes a MissionMission Critical analysts are prepared to declare "Mission Accomplished," for George W. Bush. Not in Iraq of course, but in his objective of placating the most extreme element of his party by nominating Alito to the Supreme Court.
"We want Bush to fulfill his campaign commitment to give us a nominee like Antonin Scalia or Clarence Thomas," said Eagle Forum President Phyllis Schlafly... Directornoreply@blogger.com67tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1131214684184916972005-11-05T13:15:00.000-05:002005-11-05T13:18:04.196-05:00Report: "Anti-Activist Judges" Activists Openly Advocate for Activist JudgesBeing an agent assigned to monitoring the Wing- NUTS is "hard work," like being President. While assessing data, one of our finest agent's head started spinning, and it caused said agent to tumble to the floor. What happened? In following the evidence to its conclusion, the agent arrived at this:
The "anti-activist judges" activists have activated a strategy, which openly advocates for Directornoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1131165850102232352005-11-04T23:42:00.000-05:002005-11-04T23:54:52.773-05:00Analysis: Likely Outcome Were Nation to Elect Lifelong Failure as PresidentA thorough analysis of the facts has brought Mission Critical agents to one undeniable conclusion: If a country were to elect for President, a former coke snorting; serial DWI getting; responsibility dodging (failure to complete Guard Service, for example); chronically failed businessman that is insecure in his manhood, and also a habitual liar, it is most likely that such a person would be a Directornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1131164242374450042005-11-04T23:10:00.000-05:002005-11-05T00:04:55.506-05:00Report: Missing White Woman in Liechtenstein Not Covered by FOX NewsMission Critical field agents are reporting a missing white woman in Liechtenstein. For those not familiar, Liechtenstein is probably the worlds smallest country with a land mass approximately nine-tenth the size of Washington DC. The missing white woman in question is notable only in that FOX News hasn't covered her disappearance.
Further analysis indicates it will eventually be common Directornoreply@blogger.com76tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1131139726117210482005-11-04T16:28:00.000-05:002005-11-04T16:28:46.116-05:00Analysis: Republican Followers Shouldn't Be Allowed Sharp ObjectsAnalysis:
Mission Critical agents have determined Bush and Republican supporters are still crazy after all these miserable years. Though the rest of America has concluded the Republican Premier to be a certifiable disaster, the rank and file Republican supporter yet, believes him to be Jesus' little brother - if not Jesus himself.
Evidence of Insanity:
"In the AP-Ipsos poll, nearly one in Directornoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1131077736851744562005-11-03T23:11:00.000-05:002005-11-04T00:02:01.750-05:00Mission Critical GOP Extremist Alert: Spying on Schools Searching for 'Homosexual Activism'The Southern Baptists of Texas Convention is encouraging its member parents to monitor schools for 'homosexual activism'. "The Texas Southern Baptist feels the resolution was successful because Christian parents and churches are feeling increasingly threatened by what is being taught in public schools and are looking for ways to fight back. 'Whatever means we use as parents, we need to be Directornoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18552959.post-1131072205365547272005-11-03T21:42:00.000-05:002005-11-03T21:49:33.776-05:00Report: Bush Impeachment Potential RisingMission Critical's analysts have begun to accumulate evidence suggesting the GOP's inept leader, George Walker Bush, could be heading for an impeachment. This will of course, depend upon whether or not the often questionable opposition party can muster enough victories in 2006. Aside from the opposition's fortunes however, evidence indicates Bush's popularity level is beginning to mirror his Directornoreply@blogger.com0